Student on campus: I would rather read this philosophy book for my class than the bible you’re waving at me threateningly….
Bible thumper who regularly harasses people on campus telling them they’re stupid and going to hell: I’m sick of coming here and having you people shove your opinions down my throat!
Student on campus: oh really? How does that feel?
Surrounding passerby: *uproar of laughter.
The campus cops have literally had to remove this guy before. I really hope he leaves for good -_-‘